White Trash-ed : The Tara Reid Story     Finally, the outcome of the Tara Reid vs. Lindsay Lohan "Who Can Be A Bigger Slut In A Public Forum Challenge" ...! And the trophy goes to ... Tara "Is It Feeling Drafty In Here or Am I Just Blitzed On Ecstacy?" Reid! How can you NOT know that your fucked up, misshapen, cut-off-your-nipple-and-sew-it-back-on-with-knitting-yarn tit is hanging out?! If it was taken back in the American Pie days, this photo could've been sexy. Now she just looks like a half-melted refugee who barely escaped a fire in the House Of Wax. I'd be more likely to get aroused by a semi-deflated basketball than by this drooping, misshapen lump of flesh.     home : blog archives : :