NEWSFLASH: Michael Jackson cast in the new sequel to Evil Dead!

This man is angry at the crackhead who stole his sparkplugs. Why he posted his screed on Craigslist is anybody’s guess.

Just when you thought Arab world couldn’t get any more pissed at us …

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands.

Have you brushed your teeth today? No? You would if you had …

The Masters Of The Universe He-Man electric toothbrush!

Or should I say, the RAPPING Masters Of The Universe He-Man electric toothbrush?

That’s right. He-Man’s got mad skillz. Check it:

I am He-Man
As strong as can be
And I brush my teeth
With regularity.
Once in the morning
And once at bed time
And after each meal

So my teeth will shine.
You’ll remember this saying
If you rehearse
And you’ll be like
The Masters of the Universe.

Bling. Bling.