Iraq is worse off than before the war began, GAO reports

Funny how an illegitimate war can fuck up a country.

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Army to Call Up Retired, Discharged Troops

As if the situation in Iraq isn’t bad enough, now we’re involuntarily pulling soldiers out of their well-deserved retirements and civilian lives to go die in the desert.

My grandfather is a retired troop. He’s 85. “Saddle up, Grandpa! We’re gonna go kill us some camel jockeys! Yeeee-haaa!”

Don’t forget your dentures.

What makes this photo funny isn’t just the position, but the expression on the top guy’s face.

Where was I when the hot 23-year old blonde teachers were handing out blowjobs?