Army to Call Up Retired, Discharged Troops

As if the situation in Iraq isn’t bad enough, now we’re involuntarily pulling soldiers out of their well-deserved retirements and civilian lives to go die in the desert.

My grandfather is a retired troop. He’s 85. “Saddle up, Grandpa! We’re gonna go kill us some camel jockeys! Yeeee-haaa!”

Don’t forget your dentures.