What’s the hottest toy this year for Christmas? That’s right! It’s the Creepy Old Man Drug Addict With Breasts Doll, complete with Severed Limbs, Fake Genitalia, an Old Woman Wig, and Assorted Drug Paraphernalia!

Don’t let your kid be the only one on the block without one!

“Hey Courtney!”

“Whuhhhhhhhh?”

“Wake up!”

“Whuhhhhhhhh?”

“Wake up!”

“Whuuuuuuuhhh … Why? Whuhhhhhhh … Where am I?”

“You’re in court.”

The look on Bush’s face says it all:

“Damn negroes … *chuckle* … they think I actually care about them … *chuckle*.

”

“Silly darkies … Bush is for whites.”

Most people hate going to the dentist. Now you know why.

Free Speech Behind the Razor Wire

“Boy, I remember a time when all of America was a Free Speech Zone.”

“Yeah, whatever. Ignore grandpa. He’s talking crazy again.”