
Monthly Archive : August, 2004

Tired of boiling the flesh off the skulls of your victims? Me too!
That’s why I got my own Dermestid Beetle Colony!
Order today, and we’ll throw in a rotting whale carcass for you to practice with. Don’t wait! Call now!

How do you know when you’re too drunk? When you look like this guy.
Could be worse. Someone could’ve taken a picture of him and posted it on the Internet.
Oh. Wait …

Noisy Sex Session Awakens Entire Street
My apologies. We got carried away. It won’t happen again.

8,076 Foot Burrito Built at Nevada Fair
Next project: a 78-square mile toilet to accomodate all those who feast on the giant burrito roasting in the searing heat of a Nevada summer.









