Censored 2005: The Top 25 Censored Media Stories of 2003-2004

Censorship is awesome.

Without censorship, we’d never know the details of Britney’s wedding to Kevin Federline. Instead, we’d be all tied up reading about how the U.S. is developing lethal new viruses for biological warfare.

If our headlines were tied up with news about how electronic voting machines could lead to widespread voter fraud and manipulation, how would we find out what J.Lo wore to the Grammy’s?

Thanks to censorship, I don’t have to be all bummed out that our troops are being poisoned by depleted uranium. Instead, I can read about that wacky Jessica Simpson’s latest verbal gaffe. She didn’t know Chicken of the Sea was tuna …?

LOL.