Bush Urged to Get Intelligence Bill Passed

Oh, I hope he can do it! Just think … if it passes, our President will have intelligence! Maybe he could even learn to speak in complete sentences! Wouldn’t that be awesome?

Dad’s Attempt to Teach Lesson Backfires

Kevin Winston called police… after his 16-year-old daughter came home drunk and unruly. When police arrived, however, the girl … led officers to a crawl space above the ceiling where they found four semiautomatic guns and more than 600 vials of cocaine.

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson … “D-oh!”

U.S. Death Toll in Iraq Nears Record

I’m sure that, with Bush at the helm, we’ll get the extra deaths we need to push us over top.

I wish that was a joke. Fuck.

U.S. Has Zero Credibility Among Muslims – Pentagon Panel

Another bullshit study by those goddamned liberal anti-American hippie commie bastards at the Pentag–

Wait. The Pentagon? I thought they were on our side. Shit. Ummmm …

Someone call Don Rumsfeld. Tell him he’s not allowed to play in the Bush family sandbox anymore.

In all seriousness, this article is a MUST READ. I wanted to pull some quotes from it, but the whole thing is so full of good stuff that you’ve really gotta read the whole thing.

Newsview: Political Rhetoric Has Price

Of course it does. Politicians who sugarcoat and spin the truth with deceptive rhetoric face far-reaching consequences.

If you’re not careful, you could, for example, be elected leader of the free world. Or even worse, RE-elected as leader of the free world.