Durst: Sex Tape Unrelated to Paris Hacking

In the grand tradition of Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson, the Limp Bizkit frontman’s romp with an anonymous woman has been on the Web since late Tuesday for anyone’s viewing pleasure…or displeasure, as several disappointed female fans have been dishing on message boards.

Few people know this, but one of Nostradamus’ most dire predictions of the coming apocalypse included the cryptic phrase, “Fred Durst sex tape.”

After reading this article, I did a Google search for “Fred Durst sex tape.” I found it, and I watched it.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it made me throw up all over my keyboard.