Suicide Bomb Kills at Least 115 in Iraq

A suicide car bomber blasted a crowd of police and national guard recruits Monday as they gathered for physicals outside a medical clinic south of Baghdad, killing at least 115 people and wounding 132 — the single deadliest attack in the two-year insurgency.

On the bright side, at least they didn’t have to wait all day in line to get a physical. Instant diagnosis: Dead.

As a true American patriot who loves freedom and liberty, I couldn’t help but be moved by the sight of Iraqis cleaning up a big pool of democracy after the bombing. I heard freedom and liberty were splashed on the walls of buildings up to 200 yards away.