A member of rapper 50 Cent’s posse was wounded last night by gunmen who shot him in the lobby of troubled-plagued radio station Hot 97 — then tried to make their getaway in a snowplow.
Great plan, guys. Where did you learn how to be gangstas, the Julia Roberts School Of Crime? Your getaway is right out of the third act of a romantic comedy.
“Oh no! My best friend who I just realized I’m in love with is about to marry the wrong woman … but the wedding’s across town … and we’re in the middle of a blizzard … and all the taxis are full. What to do?
I have an idea! I’ll steal a snowplow! No, wait … first I’ll shoot someone from 50 Cent’s entourage, THEN I’ll steal a snowplow!”
Hilarity ensues.
