50 Cent getting along fine in gentle suburbia

Even in the hardcore rap genre he’s among the hardest, a former drug dealer whose posse traded gunfire recently with another artist from his own record label.

But in Farmington, 50 Cent is all good.

“We want to have prom at his house,” said a beaming Liza Dionne, an 18-year-old student at Farmington High School.

Originally the prom’s theme was going to be “Love Of A Lifetime … Or Until I Get Caught In A Rap War Crossfire, Whichever Comes First,” but that was too long to emboss on a commemorative wine glass.

Instead they opted for the more economical, “I Love You, Please Don’t Bleed On My Dress.”