Doomsayers Say Benedict Fits World End Prophecy

Benedict, believers say, fits the description of the second-to-last pope listed under the prophecy before the Last Judgement, when the bible says God separates the wicked from the righteous at the end of time.

At first I thought this was a crazy theory. Until I saw this website.

St. Malachy was said to have had a vision during a trip to Rome around 1139 of the remaining 112 Popes. The new pope would be number 111 on that list, and is described in a text attributed to St. Malachy as the “Glory of the Olive.”

To connect Benedict, a pale, bookish German, to anything olive takes some imagination.

Imagination, you say. Ah, but where does the imaginative end … and the miraculous begin?

I’m thinking it’s somewhere between the Virgin Mary With Cheese, Jesus Of The Frying Pan, Our Lady Of The Enormous Stone Clitoris, and the Rubber Labia De Virgincita.