Bush says U.S. seeks to eliminate torture worldwide

In a statement to mark United Nations International Day in Support of Victims of Torture, Bush said: “Freedom from torture is an inalienable human right, and we are committed to building a world where human rights are respected and protected by the rule of law.”

Coincidentally, Bush later used the same statement to mark the International Day Of Grisly Irony And Disingenuous Political Rhetoric.

“All who live in tyranny and hopelessness can know: The United States will not ignore your oppression or excuse your oppressors,” [Bush said.] ” When you stand for your liberty, we will stand with you.”

And when you stand against liberty, we will stand on you, preferably on your throat, until you either pass out or accept the Lord Jesus as your savior.

In this photo from his speech, President Bush demonstrates how to form an effective kidney punch to ensure the prisoner pisses blood.