TV Anchor Sues Former Color Me Badd Singer

The 35-year-old Abrams was one of the founding members of the Oklahoma-based quartet, whose debut album, “C.B.M.,” sold more than 8 million copies. Their hits included “I Wanna Sex You Up” and “I Adore Mi Amor.”

[He] now works in an Oklahoma City tire store.

That’s right. The One With The Vanilla Ice Hair is now hawking Goodyears.

Don’t even ask what happened to The One Who Looked Like George Michael. Hell, the REAL George Michael was reduced to soliciting gay sex in a public park restroom. How good could it have turned out for his lookalike? I don’t know, but I’ll bet the words “donkey porn” and “fisting” are involved somehow.

I’ll bet you can’t guess who wrote this: “I like a girl that loves romance. Someone I can cherish, hold and who doesn’t mind taking walks with me on the beach, or even gazing into my eyes underneath a starlit night as I read her poetry and express exactly what she means to me.”

No, it wasn’t 50 Cent. Tupac Shakur? Guess again.
That’s right. It was The Token Black Guy.

Hey guys, what’s up with the album cover? I can almost hear the photographer directing this shoot:

“You guys are bad boys! Not just bad — you’re BADD! You’re ‘kick his ass and fuck his girlfriend’ kind of guys. Got it?”

“Now, show me … bad!”

“Show me … angry!”

“Show me … kissy lips!”