Lindsay Lohan has revealed how she almost died ealier this year. Answering questions about why she lost so much weight, she told OK! magazine that she basically worked herself into the ground.
“I was going through a lot of stuff and overworking and not thinking of my body. I was going through that phase that everyone goes through.
You know that phase, the one where you fly to the south of France on a private jet and stay out until 8AM partying with Paris Hilton and Tara Reid, using rolled up $1000 bills to snort lines of coke off the hood of a Ferrari. That one.
The Mean Girls star also went on to say how much she hates her ‘party girl’ label, saying: “I’m an angel compared to many of my friends. It offends me.”
Yeah, um, hello! Please, people. Lindsay hasn’t even tried meth yet, and she just started doing anal like yesterday.
Compare that to her friends. Tara Reid is the poster girl for how to be a drunk whore and Paris Hilton’s anus looks like a pink sock. Lindsay’s practically a saint.
“I still like to go out, but I’m growing as a person and I’ve found other ways to feel better.”
Self-esteem! Now in convenient powdered form!*
*straw not included
