[Tom Cruise] has acquired a sonogram machine with which to personally track the progress of the fetus currently incased in his fiancee Katie Holmes’ womb.
Stop. Just stop it. This is not even remotely creepy. You would do the same thing, if you had the means. It’s perfectly natural for a man to want to track the progress of his progeny as it develops inside its human incubator.
And you can bet that, when the time is right, Tom will be there with a 70mm IMAX camera, ready to capture that beautiful moment when his offspring chews its way through Katie’s viscera, making a glorious emergence through the gaping hole its acid-spewing tentacles has burned through her esophagus.
