Horrific New Torture Pictures Released

MORE photographs have been leaked of Iraqi citizens tortured by US soldiers at the notorious Abu Ghraib prison on the outskirts of Baghdad.

Boy, some people just don’t know how to let bygones be bygones. Sure, you were hung upside down and naked from your bunk bed while being anally raped by a broom handle. But that was like two years ago. Isn’t it about time we all move on?

I mean, think about all that has changed in the last two years. Britney Spears had a baby. Paris Hilton broke up with Nick Carter. The West Wing got cancelled. It’s like a different world now.

Hell, a movie about gay cowboys is one of the top films of the year. Isn’t that enough for you guys?