Poll: Americans See, Hear More Profanity

Nearly three-quarters of Americans questioned last week – 74 percent – said they encounter profanity in public frequently or occasionally, according to an Associated Press-Ipsos poll.

Fuck that piece-of-shit poll. Goddamned assholes.

Who gives a shit if people curse too much? Big fucking deal. Jesus Christ, they’re just words, people! What are they going to do, come out and bite you on the fucking ass?

Instead of rallying against bad words, how about you cocksuckers rally against bad actions?

How about you stop worrying about our filthy fucking language, and you start worrying about the dickhead from your church who beats his wife because she drank the last can of Schlitz, and sends his kids out at 3AM to buy him meth because he’s too goddamned stoned and/or lazy to get off his ass to ruin his own shitty life?

How about some fucking accountability for the people who have mismanaged this country into the ground? How about standing up against words like “freedom” and “democracy” and “liberty” when they’re used as rhetorical devices as empty and meaningless as the black, gaping maw of Dick Cheney’s soul?

If you’re going to take a stand on words, take a stand on words that actually fucking hurt people.

Listen to this: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck piss shit cunt balls cocksucker dicklicker fucking bitch ass motherfucker.

Anybody dead from that? No. Good. Let’s continue.

Now listen to this quote from our President: “We are implementing a strategy that will lead to victory in Iraq. And a victory in Iraq will make this country more secure and will help lay the foundation of peace for generations to come.”

Anybody dead from that? No. Unless you count:

3/27: At least 30 killed in Iraq recruitment center blast

3/26: Thirty bodies, many beheaded, found in Iraq

3/24: Five killed in mosque blast north of Baghdad

3/23: 33 killed in Baghdad car bombings

3/22: Thirteen Shiite pilgrims killed in Baghdad attacks

3/21: Insurgents storm police station, free 30 detainees

3/20: Nine more bodies found in Baghdad. “The discoveries bring the number of bodies found in Baghdad to 186 in the last eight days, the official said.”

3/18: 22 bodies found in Baghdad

3/16: Another 25 bodies found in Baghdad

3/14: More than 80 dead in apparent reprisals

3/13: Bodies marked ‘traitor’ found in Baghdad

3/12: Car bombs kill at least 46 in Sadr City

3/8: Dozens of Iraqi security workers abducted

3/7: Car bombs, other attacks kill 10 in Iraq

And, just for a good, hearty, fucking laugh:

Rumsfeld: Situation in Iraq ‘exaggerated’ by media

Cheney: Iraq not in civil war, predicts success

And that’s just in the last three fucking weeks. This war has been dragging on for three goddamned YEARS.

When our President says we are “implementing a strategy that will lead to victory in Iraq,” when what we’re really doing is starting a civil war that has people so scared they can’t leave their fucking basements without worrying they’ll get their heads cut off, he doesn’t get to be President anymore.

Empty rhetoric is dangerous. Saying “fuck” isn’t.

And anyone who disagrees can lick my motherfucking balls.

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