Quick, what’s the first thing you think of when you hear the words “Woman Fucked By Monster Cock!” …?
I’ll give you a minute …
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Done? Good. What did you think of? John Holmes? Pamela Anderson? Mom?
Whatever you thought of, I can guarantee you didn’t think of this:
Yes, this is a real porn clip. No, it is not a joke. Why am I posting it? Because it exists.
Think about that. Someone went to the trouble of making that costume, getting some guy to wear it, casting a girl who would do the scene (without laughing), renting a camera, shooting the movie, posting it online …
AND CHARGING FOR IT.
That’s right. You’re only seeing this clip because it’s free. It’s a teaser. To draw you in. If you want to the see the whole movie, you have to pay for it.
The implications are so huge that it makes my nuts shrivel.
It means there’s a market for this. If you go far enough down the long tail of human sexuality, there’s some cretin who’s thinking, “Yeah, yeah, Jenna Jameson is great, but what I really wish I could see is MONSTER PORN.”
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| Soon to be unemployed |
That’s what’s so unfathomably awesome about the Internet. Before the Internet, this poor guy would be stuck in a basement apartment somewhere, writhing in a hell of sexually frustrated torment. His only hope would be that maybe someday, aliens will invade earth, rape our women, and let him watch.
But now, thanks to the Internet, this man can satisfy his insatiable desire to see women raped by monsters. He can siphon all the money he makes from working the night shift bagging groceries at the Stop-N-Shop, and filter it into a nonstop deluge of monsters-that-look-like-assholes-with-teeth-fucking-women-who-look-like-assholes-with-teeth.
The psychology behind this must be mind-bending, the kind of stuff that makes a psychologist pop a boner so big, he runs out of skin. It goes something like this:
“I’m fat. I’m ugly. I have back zits. My ass looks like cottage cheese. But if that monster with no eyes and dicks hanging off its face can get laid … maybe I have a chance.”
The geniuses who made this movie have tapped into a massive, underserved demographic of perverts. And for anyone who doubts the buying power of men turned on by hideous monsters fucking ugly women, I have three very NSFW words for you:
