Video Shows Al-Zarqawi Fumbling With Rifle

His fellow fighters and associates appear similarly inept in the newly released footage. One reaches out to grab a just-fired weapon by the barrel, apparently unaware that it would burn his hand. The camera quickly pans to the ground and then away.

“His close associates around him … do things like grab the hot barrel of the machine gun and burn themselves,” [Maj. Gen. Rick] Lynch said. “Makes you wonder” about their military skills.

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!! That is fucking HILARIOUS!!! Grabbed the barrel of a hot rifle?! ROTFLMAO!! What a bunch of morons! Those guys don’t know ANYTHING about fighting a war. What a bunch of terror-diots!

(See what I did there? I took “terrorists” and “idiots” and made a new word out of it just to mock them. Ann Coulter taught me that one over a lunch of red wine and broiled Iraqi war orphan.)

No wonder we were able to go in and stabilize Iraq so quickly.