President Bush on Monday signed a bill that would bar condominium and homeowner associations from restricting how the American flag can be displayed.
It’s about fucking time. I am so sick of my condo’s Homeowner’s Association telling me how I can and can’t express my patriotism and love for this great country.
I say, if I want to paint my scrotum red, white, and blue, and dangle it over my second floor balcony railing, that’s my prerogative.
I shouldn’t be beholden to complaints from my downstairs neighbor that my balls are blocking the view out her picture window. Tough titties, you Islamocommufascist hippie. Nowhere in the Constitution do I see anything granting you the right to a testicle-free view of the park.
I, however, do have a God-given and Congress-approved right to spackle my danglies with Old Glory glitter paint and hoist them over the railing for the world to see. And now there’s nothing the Torino Villas HOA can do about it.
Wait’ll they see what I use for a flag pole.
