White House brushes off CIA draft on Iran: report

White House spokeswoman Dana Perino did not respond directly to Hersh’s assertions, but said … “The White House is not going to dignify the work of an author … whose articles consistently rely on outright falsehoods to justify his own radical views.”

Here’s the difference between liberals and conservatives today: Liberals rely on outright falsehoods to justify their own radical views. Conservatives, on the other hand, understand the fundamental political truth of our times: They don’t have to justify shit.

Justification is for pussies and pacifists. Real Americans invade first, ask questions later. Unless, of course, the questions are pre-screened and presented in front of a cross-section of patriotic Americans who aren’t afraid to ask the hard questions. You know, stuff like, “To what do you attribute your rugged good looks and folksy charm?” or “What is the best lubricant to use when manually masturbating a goat?”

Honestly, who even cares if Iran has nuclear weapons? They have camels. And sand. And, I’m pretty sure, some oil. If that’s not enough of a reason to turn their country into a flaming cauldron of white hot molten death, I don’ t know what is.