Paris Hilton star guest at Vienna Ball
Hilton said there were “a lot of people who need help” in the world and that she planned to go to Africa sometime this year. “As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what’s going on in the world,” she said.
Paris gets a bad rap as a vapid, soulless celebutard who drains the world of light and hope, so it’s nice to see her softer, gentler side (the one that isn’t flashed to the paparazzi whenever she climbs out of a limo.)
Despite her reputation as the poster girl for narcissistic excess, Paris actually has a keen awareness of the plight of the poor in Africa.
For example, did you know that children in Africa have no access to designer shoes of any kind? It’s a tragedy, and someone has to do something about it.
That’s why, as soon as she finishes her $4,500 back rub, Paris is going to take a private jet back to L.A. to pack up all of her unused Manolo Blahnik stiletto heels and airlift them to the Abebech Gobena orphanage in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia.
But charity isn’t just about giving starving kids your $14,000, jewel-encrusted shoes that you never wore because that stupid bitch Kimberly Stewart wore the same pair to Hyde last week. It’s also about using your celebrity to raise awareness.
Paris is famous for a lot of reasons. Her music. Her fashion sense. Her on-again-off-again relationships. But more than anything, Paris is known for one thing: her gaping vagina.
As much as she’d like to, Paris can’t donate her vagina to charity. But she can still use her pink taco for the forces of good.
From now on, every time a paparazzi aims his lens at Paris’ nether regions, he will see, not her shorn labia, but rather a life-altering message of hope (see photo).
